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my kids inspire me to DRINK ~ svg ~ png ~ jpeg, digital download
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I'm feeling a little dirty will you do me? sincerely the laundry ~ svg, jpeg, png ~ digital download
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oh, sorry you must be confusing me with the maid we DON'T have ~ svg, jpeg, png ~ digital download
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Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened svg ~ png ~ jpeg, digital download
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Sometimes I open my mouth and my mother comes out ~ svg ~ png ~ jpeg, digital download
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You call it chaos we call it family ~ svg jpeg png ~ digital download
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Welcome to the shit show ~ svg, jpeg, png ~ digital download
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Our house is lived in, it's not for show. If you don't like the mess, you know where to go. ~ svg jpeg png ~ digital download
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Our house is lived in, it's not for show. If you don't like the mess, you know where to go. ~ svg jpeg png ~ digital download
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OMG my mother was right about EVERYTHING svg ~ png ~ jpeg, digital download
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mom of boys ~ less drama than girls but harder to keep alive. svg ~ png ~ jpeg, digital download
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Relax there is no need to keep acting like a spider monkey hopped up on mountain dew svg ~ png ~ jpeg, digital download
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If you feed them, they will come svg ~ png ~ jpeg, digital download
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There is a time and a place for wine ~ in my hand and now svg ~ png ~ jpeg, digital download
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de ja poo, the feeling that you went through this same crap yesterday. svg ~ png ~ jpeg, digital download
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Mom's office don't come in unless you want chores svg ~ png ~ jpeg, digital download
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Coffee pairs nicely with silence. svg ~ png ~ jpeg, digital download
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I know I'm supposed to let Jesus take the wheel, but some times I think we are off roading. ~ svg, jpeg, png ~ digital download
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In our family we don't hide crazy we put it on the porch and give it a cocktail ~ SVG, Digital download, PNG, JPEG
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I'm WTF'ing my way through life ~ svg, jpeg, svg ~ digital download
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You had me at I hate that bitch too ~ SVG, Digital download, PNG, JPEG
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I'm always disappointed when a liar's pants don't actually catch on fire SVG, digital download, PNG, JPEG
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If your happy and you know it ~ it's your pills ~svg jpeg png~ digital download
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Welcome~ish ~ svg jpeg png ~ digital download
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Welcome to the shit show hope you brought alcohol ~ svg, jpeg, png ~ digital download
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How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you are ~ svg jpeg png~ digital download
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Good Morning let the stress begin ~svg jpeg png~ digital download
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We don't have a welcome mat at the door because we are not liars, svg ~ png ~ jpeg, digital download
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Coffee a warm and delicious alternative to hating everybody every morning FOREVER ~ png ~ jpeg, digital download
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Please excuse the mess, our standards have lowered with each child. ~ svg, jpeg, png ~ digital download
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The only reason I have a kitchen is because it came with the house SVG, Digital download, PNG, JPEG
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Our house is lived in, it's not for show. If you don't like the mess, you know where to go. ~ svg jpeg png ~ digital download
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Dishes we meet again you dirty bastards svg ~ png ~ jpeg, digital download
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It was a rough week, but I didn't need bail money, so there's that ~ svg, jpeg, png ~ digital download
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It's fine, I'm fine, EVERYTHING is fine ~ svg, jpeg, png ~ digital download
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Thou shalt not make me loose my shit SVG, Digital download, PNG, JPEG
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Exercise makes you look better naked, so does alcohol ~ svg, jpeg, png ~ digital download
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Girlfriends are just therapists you can drink with. ~ svg, jpeg, png ~ digital download
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Live like Johnny Cash somewhere between Jesus and jail. SVG, Digital download, PNG, JPEG
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Welcome to my kitchen SVG, Digital download, PNG, JPEG
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Sometimes I have to remind myself, it's just not worth the jail time ~ svg ~ png ~ jpeg, digital download
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I wonder if beer thinks about me too? ~ svg ~ png ~ jpeg, digital download
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what do you call a person who is happy on Monday? RETIRED ~ svg, jpeg, png ~ digital download
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coffee spelled backwards is eeffoc. Just know I don't give eeffoc until I get my coffee ~ svg, jpeg, png ~ digital download
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I wasn't made for winter, I want my filp flops ~ svg ~ png ~ jpeg, digital download
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Word for the day: Exhaustipated too tired to give a shit svg ~ png ~ jpeg, digital download
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Surviving fatherhood, one beer at a time ~ svg ~ png ~ jpeg, digital download
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my wrinkles are from laughter~except those ones between my eyebrows~they are my WTF lines and they run deep~svg~png~jpeg, digital download
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This house runs on love laughter and inappropriate language ~ svg, jpeg, png ~ digital download
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Wine improves with age, the older I get the more I like it svg ~ png ~ jpeg, digital download
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Step aside coffee it's time for alcohol, svg, jpeg, png, digital download
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Stay out of my way I've got my sassy pants on svg ~ png ~ jpeg, digital download
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Our house is lived in, it's not for show. If you don't like the mess, you know where to go. ~ svg jpeg png ~ digital download
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Never get so busy making a living that you forget to make a life ~ svg, jpeg, png ~ digital download
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Relax we're all crazy, It's not a competition - svg, jpeg, png, digital download
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Shit Creek Survivor Badge SVG - Digital download, window decal, PNG, JPEG
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No Coffee No Workee ~ svg, jpeg, png ~ digital download
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A man's home is his castle but his garage is his sanctuary ~ svg, jpeg, png ~ digital download
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I don't have ducks or a row...but I have chickens and they are EVERYWHERE ~ svg, jpeg, png ~ digital download
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